My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
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I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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