Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
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Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
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I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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