Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
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Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
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I'm like the big dick whisperer.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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