He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
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Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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