when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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