A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
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Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
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If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
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