How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
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They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
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I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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