Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
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After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
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I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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