I cannot find my penis.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
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I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
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If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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