I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
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Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
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Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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