I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
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The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
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Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I think people are normalizing furries
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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