brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I wish my penis had an off switch
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
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Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
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If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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