The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
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So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
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Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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