tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
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