i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
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Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
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Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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