u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
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finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
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Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
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