Someone shit on the floor
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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