there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
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Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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