just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
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Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
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Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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