I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
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we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
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For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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