Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But theres a keg here and me gusta
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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