There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
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Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
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You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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