ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
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noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
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In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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