I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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