So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
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How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
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It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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