he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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