I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
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We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
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Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I have tasted many bathrooms
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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