She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
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I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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