My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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