what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
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woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
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It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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