I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
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He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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