You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
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Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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