My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
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We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
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We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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