Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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