Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
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He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
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The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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