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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
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I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
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Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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