belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
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Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
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I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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