dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
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The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
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he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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