I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
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Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
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we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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