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  • 87 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 11:41am

    Bear Grylls would have been able to do it. And he would have made you pregnant at the same time.

  • 85 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 11:33am

    Macgyver!

  • 85 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 11:15am

    First

  • 76 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 9:04pm

    In soviet Russia, lipstick lights cigarette with you!

  • 78 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 10:49pm

    yowza!

  • 80 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 11:31am

    Skank

  • 72 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 3:47am

    2:54 -- Guys like you are the reason women kill men.

  • 76 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 5:05pm

    yes, northern Virginia!

  • 78 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 1:18pm

    In soviet Russia, tube of lipstick tries to light you!!

  • 67 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 4:21am

    Chill out I was joking

  • 72 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 12:16pm

    Ok...I guess that would be funnier if it was more believable It's probably true but I guess it just doesn't sound like it?

  • 69 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 2:54pm

    Does girl scouts even teach survival training I thought it taught women important things like there place in the world. You know cooking and cleaning