And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
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I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
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After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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