I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
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You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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