4 words: hood of his car
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Randomize