the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
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Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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