I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
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He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
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STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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