We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
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This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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