So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
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I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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