i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
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only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
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You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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