Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
People in love make me want to vomit
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
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Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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