Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
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oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
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I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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