I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
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My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
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Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
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All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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