i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
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Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize